Christmas Humor

Last week NPR had a segment on Christmas humor and the dearth of Christmas comedy. The program itself was only mildly humorous,  in essence proving their point. Nonetheless,it did help me recall some of my favorite Christmas jokes.

Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws. 

Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Answer: So he can ho-ho-ho. 

Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite. 

Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Answer: Because he had low elf esteem. 

Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood. 

Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic. 

Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes. 

Question: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?
Answer: She said "I could not work out what size her nose was!

Ok, So I guess that too proves the point there just is no humor in Christmas